Found a moped, rode that around all buggy like (if you catch air by even 1 inch you'll spin 180 in the air before landing for some reason + desyncing like crazy lol) after glitching around in the moped for a while I made it to Zeleno and found a motobike. I was very excited for how glitchy it was gonna be, with my heart racing I stepped off the moped and jumped on the motobike, and glitched off into the sunset! It was super fun, hit a rock, spin 3 times, lean all the way to the floor, tiny bump of dirt in the ground giving me 20 ft of air spinning the whole time. Every bridge in the game has a seem in the road tiles that'll give you 20 ft. of air. Hit a tiny little branch going 3 kph, flip over my handlebars and get knocked unconcious (By what? Sheer Panic? how does one pass out without a hit to the head). Pick the bike back up, dust myself off and keep going. We had a great trip across the wilderness of Chernarus on the way to Tisy. After Zeleno I headed west to the western edge of the map, to use that 4ft wide gap between the trees and the end of the world to travel there quickly.

So I'm in 4th gear, racing up and down these hills. I decide to go downhill as fast as possible and while I'm going downhill, imagine what the video game terrain looks like, it doesn't have a smooth curve it's more like a bunch of straight lines positioned awkwardly to build a slope, only, as I'm going very fast and downhill, the angle of one of those straight lines of terrain jutted up so suddenly that it acted like a wall. My bike phased through the ground real quick, then I was teleported back up, then I was knocked out, of course, cause that's what happens to bikers right, you just pass out when you think you're gonna crash, but before you hit your head or anything. So anyway after I woke up, I was completely stuck inside the bike. While the bike is laying on it's side on the ground, I'm seemingly stuck under it according to the server but not stuck under it according to my clientside. I cannot turn, I cannot move, I cannot switch positions or vault, I cannot even emote it was all greyed out. Even when I tap the Exit button by character does not Sit. I could not move anywhere without consistently and permanently rubber banding back to my original position standing by my bike. So I decided there's only one way, to log out and log back in. I press the log out button and cut to the main menu. Then I press play and it says "A character with the same UID is already on the server" indicating to me, that my character has not fully disappeared yet. So I know we're alive and well, just haven't despawned fully. I wait 10 seconds. I click Play again. I spawn in on the coast with 0 loot as a newspawn despite just grinding for 4 hours to get to my previous point.

Find a place in the map where the sloped terrain is just awfully generated to the point where instead of a slope it's like an obtuse angle of straight-edge polygons tied together, then gas it max speed downhill. Instead of treating the sudden obtuse curve as more land, it treats it like a brick wall and the motorcycle phases into the ground then teleports back up and desync or glitches your character enough to land under it and become stuck permanently, which causes, for some reason, a character wipe when you log back in.

The expected result was to continue riding forward and live and keep my gear but instead I triple-double backflip megaramp whirlpool to double 180 spin transfer to breakdance with my bike to death (once I logged out my character must have had a heart attack and died from sheer awesomeness) because of a 5-10 degree obtuse angle on a downhill slope instead of curved terrain. Thanks Obama!